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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via pizza)

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA
thatfunnyblog:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes
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dustbunnyx:

FUCKING YES. image

(Source: 0ctobertwentyninth, via our-goat)

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via mfd000m)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad, via pizza)

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
g-rizzo:

a-wild-snorlaxxx:

askmegabolt:

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….



I just died of laughter

Sobbing.

Donald is ass smashing hard!
henlo92